Screaming Ink! The facial expressions and sounds a person displays while getting tattooed says a lot about thier fortitude and perseverance.
Ever since the first tattoo was performed there has been an action and reaction to the inked experience. Whereas the tattooist performs the action with his machine and the tattooee reacts. Sometimes being cool and calm and other times performing operatic karaoke. The following is a list of some of the most common scenarios complete with nicknames. Which one are you?
The baby deliverer is the labor pain screamer who more times than any over dramatizes by putting on a show in front of their support staff. The screams and moans are followed by a lot of laughter.
The rock guitar hero is the gesture someone makes as if they were jamming on an electric guitar. Complete with a lot of yea yea yeas, head jerking, and hair whipping. At the end of the studio session there is a bow and a big thanks to the audience.
The porno star tattoo includes several explicit sounds, swearing, and loud moans. Behind closed doors it may appear to unsuspecting clients that a film is in progress.
The calm as a cucumber tattoo are those who smile throughout the tattoo as if they were sitting in the park enjoying ice-cream and watching the birds eat bread crumbs.
The tickle me Elmo tattoo are the persons who laugh during the tattoo because they are ticklish. This tattooed sensation is sometimes experienced on the ribs, lower back side, pelvic area and parts of the foot.
The adrenaline tattoo is the person who loves the endorphin feeling associated with collecting skin art. They are the ones that skydive or enjoy riding the highest and fastest roller coasters. These are the daring ones who live as art and have extensive skin illustrations.
The chopped onion tattoo is a situation where a person may experience crocodile tears while being inked. Usually followed by real tears of joy after the rendering is complete and viewed with jaw dropping amazement.
The Lost tattoo is the one where a person passes out and wakes up saying “where the heck am I”? Usually followed by that was cool can we do it again?
The quickie tattoo is the one where it takes ten minutes or less from start to finish and the clients says “that’s it I expected it to take longer”.
The virgin tattoo is the first time you have a permanent tattoo performed on your skin. Plan it out and always ink responsibly. Go professional or don’t do it at all. When you do it right the first time the pride factor will last a lifetime. Can become highly addictive when done right.
The Is this LA Ink Tattoo? No you are not on reality television and put your cameras away. Only take pictures if the artist approves. There is no filming during the process in most cases. Keep your support to one person and make sure they are not a consultant. This is a serious professional job. Keep distractions at a minimal for optimal results.
After reviewing some of the possible tattooed scenarios you may have found that you can relate to one or more of them. All in all when a tattoo is properly planned and performed the anxiety and discomfort should always be at a minimal. By utilizing proven professionals you can rest assure that the outcome should always be favorable.
Choose your tattooist wisely. Just because you are feeling gutsy doesn’t mean you will gain the optimal performance you deserve. Visit a few studios beforehand. Focus on artistic quality and demeanor of your tattooist. Make sure that you eat a couple of hours before your session. Most importantly protect your tattoo investment by following proper aftercare instructions.
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Written By John Motyka, Elite Ink
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Centerline, MI. 48015
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